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FAQ

Late night massage questions, asked at the hours they apply to

Is there an hour at which it is simply too late to ask?

There is no hour at which the site closes, because it is not a building. Bookings are placed at two, three and four in the morning as a matter of routine, and the rate at those hours is the rate at two in the afternoon. The only real limit is your own morning: if you have to be functional at seven and it is already five, you may be told honestly that tonight is not the night.

How long does she take to arrive in the middle of the night?

Forty to sixty minutes to anywhere in central Amsterdam, counted from the moment the booking is agreed. That figure does not change with the hour, and at three in the morning it tends to come in at the near end of the range, because nothing is contesting the roads. Schiphol and the airport hotels are arranged separately, with the journey time agreed with you before anything is fixed.

Is there a night surcharge?

No, because a night rate was never written. One hour is 180 euros for a single guest with one therapist, ninety minutes 270, two hours 360, three hours 540 and the eight hour block 1,250. A pair working one guest comes to 360 an hour between them. A couple with one therapist is 360 an hour and with a therapist each 720. Nothing is added for the journey inside the ring, and the day of the week changes none of it.

What has to be in the first message?

Four things: where you are, when you want her in Amsterdam time, how long for, and one therapist or two. A district is enough for the address at first, with the building and room number following once you have them. If there are two of you in the room, that belongs in the first line as well, because it changes the whole arrangement.

When is a deposit asked for?

Half the fee confirms every booking made more than twenty-four hours ahead, every overnight, every two therapist booking, every Schiphol or airport hotel booking, every peak date, every session of three hours or more, and the first booking anyone makes with the house. A same day hour or two from a guest the house has looked after before is the only booking settled entirely on arrival.

How is the deposit sent, and how is the balance settled?

Half is sent ahead by card, Revolut, Wise or crypto, and the details for doing it live inside the confirmed thread rather than on any page here. Bank transfer and PayPal are not used. The balance is settled once she is in the room, and the figure you were given when the booking was agreed is the figure that applies.

What happens to the deposit if I cancel at the last minute?

A deposit is not returned as a matter of course; what the house keeps is the fee it has already earned on the notice scale. Nothing is kept if you cancel more than twenty-four hours ahead. Half is kept inside the last twenty-four hours, before she has left. All of it is kept once she is on her way. If the hour is taken by somebody else it comes back, and if you can show the loss was smaller than the sum kept, only that smaller sum is kept.

Can I move a booking to another night?

Once, without cost, provided the request is made more than twenty-four hours before the booked time and the new date falls within fourteen days. The deposit travels across with it. Ask for a second move, or ask inside the last twenty-four hours, and the notice scale treats the request as a cancellation made at that moment.

What does a night porter make of a visitor at two in the morning?

Very little. A guest receiving a visitor in the small hours is an ordinary night in a city hotel, and she arrives in street clothes with a small bag. If the street door is locked overnight, if the lift needs a card, or if the building asks for visitors to be met in the lobby, put that in the message rather than solving it on the doorstep at two.

Do you come to addresses outside Amsterdam?

No. Central Amsterdam and the districts inside the ring, at any hour, and Schiphol and the airport hotels by arrangement with the journey time agreed first. No other city or town, at any hour and for any fee. If you are outside that area the honest answer in the thread is a no rather than an arrangement that will not work.

I keep falling asleep waiting. Any advice?

It is the single most common way a late booking goes wrong. Between the confirmation and the knock, stay off the bed, keep a light on and put the phone somewhere you have to stand up to reach. A shower while you wait helps. If sleep is winning, say so in the thread before she sets out, because a start moved later is far better than a therapist at a silent door at half past three.

What should the room be like before she arrives?

Warm, and warmer than feels necessary. A room that is comfortable dressed at midnight is cold undressed at one, and hotel rooms lose heat quickly at night. One lamp rather than the overhead light. Water within reach. The do not disturb sign on the outside of the door. She carries her own towels, oils and anything the technique needs, so nothing else is asked of the room.

Which techniques suit the small hours?

Warm oil work, sensual massage and body to body, because none of them needs anything from the room beyond a bed. Tantra suits the wired rather than the tired, which after three in the morning is a real distinction. Nuru and soapy are better placed earlier in the night, since both want a warm room, a set up and a rinse, and at four those eat the end of the booking.

Can I book two therapists at one in the morning?

You can ask, and the constraint is whether two women are free for the same hours rather than the hour itself. Earlier in the evening the odds are better, and on quieter nights better still. Two therapists for one guest are 360 euros an hour, and every two therapist booking is confirmed with half the fee before anyone sets out.

There are two of us in the room. What changes?

The arrangement and the figure. One therapist between you is 360 euros an hour; a therapist each is 720. Both of you must be twenty-one or over and both must have agreed to the booking, which she satisfies herself about when she arrives rather than taking it from the thread. Say in the first message that there are two of you, and which arrangement you want.

Will she ask for identification?

She may, at any hour. Everyone who books and everyone else in the room has to be twenty-one or over, so a photo document may be asked for at the door. She reads it and hands it straight back. Nothing is copied, scanned or photographed and nothing from it is written down. If she cannot settle the question, she leaves before the session begins.

Who decides what a session includes?

The therapist. She says where her limits are at the start of the visit, in her own words, and they hold for the whole of it. She can turn a request down before or after it reaches her, without explaining why, and she may end a visit at any point. Nothing about the content of a session is agreed beforehand in the booking thread.

Is there a studio I can come to instead?

No. The house keeps no premises of any kind, so every session happens in a room you have booked or live in. There is no address to find at four in the morning, no reception and no waiting room. That is a deliberate arrangement rather than a temporary one, and it is the reason the arrival window rather than an address is the thing to plan around.

What about the airport hotels at Schiphol?

Those are arranged rather than quoted at the standard window, because the run out there is longer than crossing the centre. Send the hotel and the hour and the journey time is agreed with you before anything is fixed. Every airport hotel booking carries the deposit, whatever its length and whoever is booking it.

Are the peak dates any different?

Only in that they book up and always carry a deposit. King's Day, ADE, Pride, Christmas, New Year and the large conference weeks are the nights when a late request for a particular therapist is most likely to be answered with who else is free. The rate does not move on any of them, and neither does anything else on this page.

What happens if somebody books under a false name?

A false booking, a fake contact detail or a deliberate no show is recorded in an internal note kept for twelve months, and the house may report it to the police. That is the whole of it, and it is written here so that nobody has to guess. Nothing is published anywhere and nothing is shared as gossip.

Is there a number I can call?

No number is printed on this site and nothing here is done by voice. Bookings are written, which at three in the morning is the accurate way to handle an address, an hour and a length rather than the polite one. Anything that needs a record, a complaint, a question about what is held about you, goes in writing to contact@latenightmassageamsterdam.com.

I booked three hours for two in the morning and I want to cancel at midnight. What does that cost me?

Three hours for one guest is EUR 540, so the deposit was EUR 270. A message at midnight lands inside the final twenty-four hours but before she has left, which means EUR 135 is kept as fee already earned and EUR 135 is repaid. Had you written the previous afternoon, all EUR 270 would have come back. Had you written at twenty to two, with her already crossing the city, the whole EUR 270 would have stayed, unless someone else took the hour, in which case it is repaid in full. If you can show the loss was smaller than the share kept, the house keeps only that smaller figure.

It is half past one, I have never booked here before, and I want ninety minutes tonight. Do I send anything first?

Yes, half, for one reason: it is your first booking with the house, and a first booking carries a deposit whatever the hour and however soon it starts. Ninety minutes is EUR 270, so EUR 135 is asked for once the hour is agreed in the thread, by card or, if you prefer, by Revolut, Wise or crypto. Because the session is the same day, you also confirm in that thread that you want it performed at once. The other EUR 135 is paid at the door. On a later night, a same-day hour or two at a city address is paid entirely on arrival.

I fell asleep an hour into a two hour booking. Is the second hour refunded?

No. A session ended early, for any reason and by either side, stays payable for the time reserved. The two hours were held for you, she made the journey out, and the remaining hour cannot be offered to anyone else at that point in the night. Past the fee for the time that was held, there is nothing further to pay. If you know before she sets out that you want one hour rather than two, say so in the thread and the booking simply becomes an hour at EUR 180.

At two in the morning, who decides what the session includes?

She does. Her limits are hers, she states them at the start of the visit in her own words, and they stand until she leaves. She can turn down a booking at any point, before it reaches her or after, and she owes nobody a reason for it. She can also end a visit whenever she chooses. Push against a limit she has already named and the night ends there: the fee for the reserved time stands, nothing further is added, and the terms say the same thing in colder language.

Will she want to see identification at the door at this hour?

She may, and the hour makes no difference to it. Whoever books and everyone else in the room has to be twenty-one or over, so a photo document may be asked for on the doorstep. She reads it once and gives it back in the same movement. Nothing is copied, scanned or photographed, and no detail from it is written down anywhere. If she cannot settle the question of who is in the room, she goes before the session starts, which the age statement sets out in full.

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