01 / Photographs
Britanny, as recorded.
French massage therapist · Oud-Zuid, Amsterdam
Brings her own towels, her own oil and a small lamp, on the view that a ceiling light at one in the morning helps nobody.
Her quarter at midnight is wide, unlit and completely still, and she has kept a flat in it long enough to prefer that to anywhere livelier. The habit is to set a room before anything starts: the radiator turned past what a dressed person would want, one lamp instead of the ceiling, the phone face down. French runs quicker than her English, though at twenty-eight she is exact in both. Two and three hours are her usual lengths, and she says so plainly when a guest asks for sixty minutes at a quarter past one.
Britanny decides which bookings she takes and may decline any of them; she sets the limits for what a session includes, says what they are, and may end a visit at any point, as the terms set out.
Britanny works outcall only, to a hotel room, a residence or a short-stay flat anywhere inside the ring, at one figure by day and by night. Her home district is Oud-Zuid, and every other address in the centre carries the same forty to sixty minute window once the booking is confirmed.
French, English
Every district inside the ring, hotel or private address, at any hour of the night. Schiphol and the airport hotels by arrangement, with the journey time agreed first.
The clock changes nothing here. Where a deposit applies it is half, the rest settles in the room, and crossing the centre is never charged for.
Rates, the same after midnight
| Length | You | A couple |
|---|---|---|
| 1 hour | EUR180 | EUR360 |
| 90 minutes | EUR270 | EUR540 |
| 2 hours | EUR360 | EUR720 |
| 3 hours | EUR540 | EUR1,080 |
| Extra hour | EUR180 | EUR360 |
| Overnight, 8 hours | EUR1,250 | EUR2,500 |
| Length | You | A couple |
|---|---|---|
| 1 hour | EUR360 | EUR720 |
| 90 minutes | EUR540 | EUR1,080 |
| 2 hours | EUR720 | EUR1,440 |
| 3 hours | EUR1,080 | EUR2,160 |
| Extra hour | EUR360 | EUR720 |
| Overnight, 8 hours | EUR2,880 | EUR5,760 |
Balance on arrival, in the room No night rate, no weekend rate, no travel fee inside the ring
Four more from the roster of 45, drawn at random each time this profile opens.
If Britanny is already out when you write, say so in the first line and the reply names who else is free at that hour.
The full rosterTwo lines settle it: where the room is, and what time you want someone at the door. The answer comes back with a name, an arrival window and the whole figure, whatever the clock says.