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Colleen, as recorded.
Irish massage therapist · Jordaan, Amsterdam
Talk is part of the booking with her rather than an interruption to it, and she can hold it up at four in the morning. English only.
Twenty-five and quick enough to keep a conversation moving at an hour when most people have run out of sentences. English is all she offers and she spends plenty of it, to good effect. Her end of the Jordaan has one bar serving until two and nothing whatsoever after that, which she counts as an advantage. Guests who have been alone in a strange city for two days tend to book the longer lengths, and with her that choice generally turns out to have been the right one.
Colleen decides which bookings she takes and may decline any of them; she sets the limits for what a session includes, says what they are, and may end a visit at any point, as the terms set out.
Colleen works outcall only, to a hotel room, a residence or a short-stay flat anywhere inside the ring, at one figure by day and by night. Her home district is Jordaan, and every other address in the centre carries the same forty to sixty minute window once the booking is confirmed.
English
Every district inside the ring, hotel or private address, at any hour of the night. Schiphol and the airport hotels by arrangement, with the journey time agreed first.
The clock changes nothing here. Where a deposit applies it is half, the rest settles in the room, and crossing the centre is never charged for.
Rates, the same after midnight
| Length | You | A couple |
|---|---|---|
| 1 hour | EUR180 | EUR360 |
| 90 minutes | EUR270 | EUR540 |
| 2 hours | EUR360 | EUR720 |
| 3 hours | EUR540 | EUR1,080 |
| Extra hour | EUR180 | EUR360 |
| Overnight, 8 hours | EUR1,250 | EUR2,500 |
| Length | You | A couple |
|---|---|---|
| 1 hour | EUR360 | EUR720 |
| 90 minutes | EUR540 | EUR1,080 |
| 2 hours | EUR720 | EUR1,440 |
| 3 hours | EUR1,080 | EUR2,160 |
| Extra hour | EUR360 | EUR720 |
| Overnight, 8 hours | EUR2,880 | EUR5,760 |
Balance on arrival, in the room No night rate, no weekend rate, no travel fee inside the ring
Four more from the roster of 45, drawn at random each time this profile opens.
If Colleen is already out when you write, say so in the first line and the reply names who else is free at that hour.
The full rosterTwo lines settle it: where the room is, and what time you want someone at the door. The answer comes back with a name, an arrival window and the whole figure, whatever the clock says.